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Midget Wrangler is looking for filthy posts but I can’t be that honest, my Nan reads this blog. (Hi!) In lieu of divulging my filthy side here’s a link to something else filth related:

In the fight for Net Neutrality, Tania Deveraux has vowed to sleep with every virgin in the US willing to campaign for their cause. She will even cover her own expenses to get to you. There are some terms and conditions: applying virgins must be have proof of their campaign with a copy of a forum/blog post or video.

It does get filthily better:

• Applicants must be 18yrs old or above.
• A condom must be used, except if the applicant prefers to release his semen upon Tania’s body without any oral or vaginal contact.
• Anal sex is negotiable, although Tania will cease the performance immediately if any form of ’surprise buttsex’ occurs.
• Multiple participants are not allowed, but applicants are entitled to have an audience observe the performance.
• If anywhere along the process, it becomes clear that the applicant is not a virgin, Tania reserves the right to terminate all activity.
• Applicant agrees that in the event of the applicant infringing upon Terms of Service during the process of the act.
• Tania is not responsible for any genital injury that the applicant may suffer.
• Tania may deny service for hygiene reasons.

Not enough filth for you? Try this on for size.

Acupuncturists do it with a small prick.”
Agents do it undercover.”
Ambulance drivers come quicker.”

The list goes on and on and on and well, here’s one more…

Bankers do it with interest, but pay for early withdrawl.”